Let the Big Blue Madness Begin…..Ode to Bobby Knight

Let the Big Blue Madness Begin…..Ode to Bobby Knight

Oh Bobby, my Bobby, now how can it be?
Another Blue morning doth harken to thee!
A year of your jibberish thrown here and there
Such foolish talk will bring people to stare!

So Knight if you will, and Knight if you won’t,
I think Big Blue Nation is nearing the coast!
Now Bobby you will, I do think you must,
Give heed to the CATS and their big bayou toast!!

Deny thee, our Brow, defender and star,
Can swat any ball from here or afar,
And Jones-ey, the elder came back with a claw,
To make sure that this team never would fall.

And what of Kidd-Gilchrist, do you say at all?
So quick and determined to move with the ball…
Why, if you threw a chair like you have in the past,
Would slide right on by, he’d laugh at your cast!

So Knight if you will, and Knight if you won’t,
I think Big Blue Nation is nearing the coast!
Now Bobby you will, I do think you must
Acknowledge our CATS and their big bayou roast!!

Speak not of our master at point, Mr. Teague,
Your words are not welcome, he’s out of your league.
Just like his mate, Mr. Lamb has no need
Of your wishing his shots would not count as THREE!

You’re huffing and puffing about other teams,
Yet have you considered the rest of our means?
Miller, some say, he can shoot from downtown,
and Wiltjer makes his guys often to frown.

So Knight if you will, and Knight if you won’t,
I think Big Blue Nation is nearing the coast!
Now Bobby you will, I do think you must,
Acknowledge our CATS and their Great Big Blue roast!!

Some say you’re a hater of anything BLUE,
So Bobby I must know, is this really true?
Cal has your number and he has Digger’s too,
But he won’t be a callin’ after it’s through.

See, in Big Blue Nation, our motto and creed
Derive from a few things left out of your deed:
We don’t beat our chests or scream in your face,
Winning is humble; winning is grace.

So Knight if you will, and Knight if you won’t,
I think Big Blue Nation is on NOLA’s coast!
Now Bobby you will, I do think you must
Acknowledge our CATS and their Great Big Blue roast!!

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